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Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

i go down, to the worm…disco….

"When did you get swole"

can you kinkshame the dead?

Wait…the horse one.. was the man er..top or bottom? *asking for a friend, obviously.

As it turns out the Mr. Hands incident isn’t as well known as I thought it was.

I'm going to kinkshame the neigh-bor

“Oh my god, you’re a bird racist. You’re a f**king mammal supremacist.”

i loved your costume, but you should’ve been mine for halloween

tie your shoes!! i don’t want you falling for anyone but me 

Both incredibly accurate.