Stream of Consciousness

I prefer plugs over dildos because I can put a plug in and go for a long drive on bumpy LA freeways. Anyone else? Just me?

I made it past lunch all the way to 2pm. I almost gave in a few times but I’m glad I hung in there. A great time to break out some toys and get lost in porn. The ending was totally worth it and I finally did what I keep saying I’m going to do. It’s a little weird but I used a condom and ate my cum out of it. I think I liked it and might do that more often.

So good to have a holiday and just lay her and edge all the way to lunch. Can I make it that long?

Oh my… how big are you guys going? I’m trying to ride a dong that’s 2 inches wide and there ain’t no fucking way it’s going in without someone shoving and me crying. I swear it didn’t look so big when I bought it:(

: { WHY? They didn’t tell me it was going to be harder to get the plug out. That shit hurt enough going in.

buttplugs are ranked by size:

Degree of gayness determined by dildo ownership: 0 dildos = confused / questioning. 1 dildo = gay-ish. 2 dildos = confirmed gay. 3 dildos = solidly gay. 4 or more dildos = gay whore.