Smutty McSmutface

Pairing: Leviathan & MC

Warnings: It’s a bit suggestive but not overly so.

This is something short and silly I was inspired to write after my trip to the zoo the other day. I wrote it quickly so it’s far from my best writing, but I thought I’d share it anyway. As always, I apologize for any spelling or grammatical errors that may have gone unnoticed. Thank you to those who take the time to read and comment on my work; it’s greatly appreciated ♥

“Can I touch it?”

“W-what?!” Leviathan splutters, gripping the controller in his hands until his knuckles turn white and the plastic cracks under the force of his grip, his character walking off the side of the mountain to their death as he mashes the controls, claws sinking into the buttons. Beside him, you regard the demon expectantly with an air of innocence that manages to slither beneath his skin and coil itself around his heart. Do you truly not realize the hold you have on him—fangs piercing bone to sink firmly into his very soul—or are you as naïve as you look?

🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃

Satan & Lucifer - Vampire and Slayer Aesthetic 🧛‍♂️

Two of the brothers have admitted, to their face, to eating humans. To relishing it. They spoke about it with longing.

One of the brothers killed them, laughed over their corpse & was more than willing to kill the entire human race.

One of the brothers told them in graphic detail how he would rip out their heart.

Two of the brothers told them in graphic detail how they would rip them apart limb by limb.

Five of the brothers have nearly killed them.

One has threatened to kill them multiple times.

There is a high high chance.....................who am I kidding.....It's 100% guaranteed that all seven of the brothers have killed and eaten humans.

And MC gives 0 shits. They live with them, love them and consider them their family. I.....I don't think they'd care if the brothers were still actively killing humans. I think they'd actually pick the brothers over the lives of humans...

...They did pick the brothers over the lives of humans. Remember in S3 when a human pointed a gun at Belphie and they were able to summon fire, hot enough to melt a bullet, which then rushed towards the man? Even when Diavolo transformed to kill the man for daring to shoot Belphie, they were never concerned with Diavolo killing the man - either they agree with Diavolo and want revenge or they agree with Belphie and don't want to make more trouble for themselves.

They're also able to threaten to burn Little D No. 2 alive because he kept making too many chicken puns while in a chicken costume.

What the fuck is wrong with them?

I mean there's being chill and then there's not giving a fuck that the guy whose mouth you're sticking your tongue down regularly consumed human flesh at a point in his life

She was already under government surveillance before that for her support of the Black Panthers and her show of solidarity with two separate first nations re-occupations (Fort Lawton and Alcatraz). 

Jane Fonda’s mugshot from Nov. 3, 1970.

She was arrested on trumped-up drug smuggling charges, which an officer later admitted was their only way of booking her because god damn Nixon wanted her arrested for her anti-Vietnam War activism. The FBI and the CIA, and the NSA had been surveilling her for months without her knowledge.

𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕥𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕪 #𝟚- 𝔻𝕣𝕪 ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘

ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕎: ℍ𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕘, 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕠𝕣 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟙.𝟛 𝕜 ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤: ℙ𝕝𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕗𝕗, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡-𝕕𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕕, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕗𝕛𝕜𝕤𝕟𝕗𝕤𝕗.

ℝ𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕝𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖, 𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪<𝟛

You knew, better than anyone except maybe those who’d wronged him, Satan could be somewhat of a sadist. Following a minor argument you two had, you decided to be petty. You knew it would be hard, but you were convinced you could handle it in the heat of the moment. You were going to withhold sex until he admitted you were right. Little did you know, you’d started a battle you’d never win.