Blep™

The true wlw and sapphic agenda is to love and support all of our trans sisters, sorry, I don’t make the rules.

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be a man's wife

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

ok ill bite. whats hockey

they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

bram stoker's dracula was truly ahead of its time by asking such questions as what if there was a dracula

does my wasted potential turn you on

(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

for those who aren't aware, jamaica is about to experience its worst storm in history with a catagory 5 hurricane for at least a full day. i only ask that you keep jamaica in your thoughts, and if you have a bit of spare money, contribute some money to families, because they are absolutely gonna get destroyed

listening to dan talk about how he was suicidally in the closet just to have all of these people prying into his personal life to the point that it made him paranoid to even be happy with phil and then phil say that he effectively went back into the closet so he could keep his relationship with dan and listening to dan apologize to phil for that when people should have just been less invasive in the first place is like. my god. i feel like that visceral image of the stick figure beating someone to death. they shouldn’t have had to deal with all of that

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know