Sometimes I start a sentence with "I have a headcanon" but the truth is I have a sexual fantasy

hey kallist can you see my feet

Yeah Jace look at mine I'm facing the toilet.

kallist we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being Kallist Rhoka and Jace Beleren and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

hey kallist can you see my feet

Yeah Jace look at mine I'm facing the toilet.

writing my own version of heated rivalry but for double luge

milord keeps getting me drunk af before boar hunts I think he likes meeeeeee

Tezzeret's mom should have gone to Esper Planned Parenthood and aborted that thing

Aborted Tezzeret: I would have strangled Jace Beleren... if my mother hadn't aborted me...

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

Awesome Fat Jace Beleren

Awesome Fat Jace Beleren

Young Izzet mages daring each other to add Ral on LinkedIn

Young adult Izzet mages daring each other to message Ral on Grindr