the hunger

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella: quit telling everyone I’m dead

What stage did Jacob imprint? Was it baby, fetus, or undifferentiated cell? I recall something about baby Resentment being the reason he was crushing on Bella from the beginning.

smeyer: *writes something very weird and uncomfortable to read*

please read

Me, feeling h*rny in the middle of math class:

Esme seems like the type of mom to make blood popsicles for the kids on hot summer days.

jasper looked at bella like this every time she turned to stare at the cullens in the lunchroom. tell me i’m wrong