Darkly Academic

There are two wolves inside of you, one of them is against violence and the other works customer service

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

this is me in my mind’s eye

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.

now’s the time. now’s the time i move to the pacific northwest, listen to emotionally charged piano compositions and fall in love with a vampire

I think a little bookstore dilly dallying would fix this

ted wheeler not being able to curse is so funny for no reason cause he’s like ‘fiddlesticks’ and ‘dadgum it’ while fighting a demogorgon with a golf club 😭💀

Not to sound mushy, but stories about two lonely characters from vastly different worlds finding solace with each other always appeal to me

You know what makes it even better? If one of them is sort of evil.