ok, au where mel & frank were friends in middle school in band together (even though she was clarinet & he was in the brass section) & in the history club together. they were just the two biggest nerds in school. but then one of them moved away & they don't see each other for years (i guess this has got to be a pre-internet au) & then they end up at the same college & frank is SO HOT & mel thinks he'll be too cool for her now but he's so excited to be reunited with his favorite person!!!

someone please write a fic of Mel and Frank on Halloween where Mel comes in dressed as Rapunzel and Frank comes in dressed as a 19th century soldier but his jacket gets messed up like someone throws up on it or he spills something on it and he takes off his soldier jacket so he’s just left in the vest, shirt, trousers and boots and he ends up looking like Flynn Rider. People keep mistaking them for a couples costume and when a little girl comes in upset for whatever reason and when the little girl sees Mel and Frank she gets really excited to see “a real life princess and prince” and so to cheer her up the dance together. Mel’s embarrassed, Frank is falling in love and the rest of the Pitt Staff are making bets of when they’ll finally get together.

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

Update: woke up to this

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

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I might be a lil high but...

I hate the "fans want to make everything gay" mentality when it comes to fandom.

Jake Seresin is REALLY good at handstands.

i want the daggers to watch heated rivalry and javy says something like “man wtf its insane to have a situationship for 10+ years its ridiculous”

This is what “death of the author” means. We know that’s not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And it’s so good.

Have always thought that “Hey there Delilah / you be good, and don’t you miss me” is a little creepy and infantilizing if sung to a romantic partner.