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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
Probably
We keep discovering more and more very large Triassic Ichthyosaurs
It is entirely possible that larger animals have existed given we will never know the vast majority of life that has existed on this planet as most things don't fossilize and those that do are not always find-able
before we go inside i have something i need to tell you. dont try to lie inside my house. i know its an annoying rule but i need you to promise to take it seriously. there are truth shrews in the walls and if you fib even a little bit they will chew through the electricals in retaliation and its fucking expensive to replace. metaphors are okay but i need you to swear that everything you say from the moment you set through that door will have an essential sincerity to it or the shrews will fuck me over. call an exterminator? no can do, truth shrews are a protected species in this neck of the woods. plus i introduced them myself. to take care of the deceit spiders, you see

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cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog
fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.
cave girl: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog
himejoshi cave wife: and how was it.
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there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer
how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
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This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

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if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026
When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacherās house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.Ā
I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sisterās violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.Ā
Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesnāt play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.
Reblogged again for this drawing I made for it
Give us room to grow and see how we flourish.
Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.
Happy Pride Month
Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.
Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Ā
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He hadĀ āofficialā andĀ āunofficialā mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Ā
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donāt forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
Itās actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me

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oh no he didnāt even tell me the amount of bitcoin he wants me to send him to stop him releasing the highly Äontroverṩial porn videoÅ featuring my perverted perversion š±
been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information
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