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My bf has made a rule

That I'm only allowed to have 4 1/2 animals at a time. We have a dog and 3 cats. Guess who's getting a fish!?!?!?

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My bf forgot that 'brunch' was a word so he asked if 'lunfast' was acceptable

#asianbf #bf #lol #fuckyouhateme #what's that word #makin shit up

My bf isn't mad that his sister went on a date. He's mad that she didn't bring him anything.

#bf #asianbf #sister #funny #lol #fuckyouhateme

I like to flex my pecks when my bf stares at my boobs cause it startles him and its "like parting the red sea"

#funny #bf #asianbf #boobs #boobies #flex #redsea #fuckyouhateme #lol

When your Asian bf cusses people out in Spanish

#asianbf #bf #fuckyouhateme #spanish #lol #stupid

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Babies

My bf has decided that when we have kids we will conceive in February or March so that our kid learns to snowboard before it learns to skate..

I was complaining about the weather

He told me the weather was bad because my duck was so big and "You can't have it all!"

#asianbf #boyfriend #loveyou #what #imagirl

Bf and gym

"I was talking to Tony, he was like "bro, do you even lift?" But Mexican, and not that sentance."

#what #asianbf #whatdidijusthear

Bfs and cats

My bg is holding each of our cats up to the bathroom mirror and introducing them to themselves.

#cats #asian #mirror #catsandmirrors #fuckyouhateme #lovehim

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We're going on a trip and my bf assigned my friend a 'Tap Water Cup' because she cant drink our filtered water XD

#asian #water #fuckyouhateme #cup #asianbf #bestfriend

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"Im trying to save up for a house

So I can start kidnapping people for money"- playing some homeless game

#asianbf #boyfriend #bfsaywhatnow #fuckyouhateme #weirdo #lovehim

"You have too many freckles, i cant hear you."

#bf #what?#asiansaywhat?#fuckyouhateme #weirdo #ilovehim #XD

Tissue dirty?

Uses gum wrapper to blot face

#bf #weirdo #fuckyouhateme #asian #gum #face #great

He forgot the cat was a cat

And he was using him to prop up his tablet. Then was confused when it fell

#weirdo #asianbf #asian #cat #funny #dork

Boyfriend Here. Girlfriend says what...?

Bf: Looking at porn on phone in incognito tab. Gf: Why is your voicemail wearing a hat? Bf: -migraine-, -tumblr post-

#boyfriend #funny #lol #canteven #fuckyouhateme

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“Im sad about eating salad so im putting hot sauce on it.”

#diet #cleanse #salad #sriracha #bf #life #firstworldproblems #fuckyouhateme #asian #asianproblems

"Youre the worst dog ever!" -my bf screams at the cat

#cat #dog #bf #weirdo #banana #asianbanana

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