Beautiful furry gays

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so

Still here - still kicking!

You built a bridge just to burn it but im still here

One day before the nsfw ban, I’ll still use this tumblr but it will be SFW and redirects only.

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

Why does Groot look like he got a dick and sack

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

Mass Effect fans to the rescue

Bard/druid multiclass