neato

where is this who is this powerful man

hi could you let me into your house please. i need to strip the copper off of your pipes. so i can sell the metal and get more plastic toys of girls with cat ears.

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

love the implication that putting down a headstone makes a body spawn under it

love the implication that zombies have a specific interest in walmart itself and not the people inside

thos earent the lyrics

take this down

the calm before the storm

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

Odd flex

mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

incorrect, he fits in the box and activates my heart with love