Technologic

Kimmy: Yes, and that's all great and good, thank you for that. But then you brought somebody home without letting me know! And when I had a BABY here! Do you know how hard it was to get Bowser to go to sleep? And then the noise you and your little friend made woke him up. Is this what it's going to be like when my baby is born? You going out and coming home late and waking her up after I've spent the whole evening alone trying to get her to stop crying?

Kimmy: You seriously don't know what I could possibly have to talk about? Wow.

Kimmy: Do we need to have a roommates talk?

I don’t interact and don‘t think about them. I’m made by monsters, for monsters.

She/Her and I'm a lesbian!

I don’t think about him at all actually. My priorities are Kimmy and her baby, the person half responsible for making that baby is none of my concern.

Of course! Everyone’s capable of love and I already love @theclaymann and @thekimmyho so much!

Kimmy: I know you love helping and you're amazing at it but I don't want to take advantage of you! And I don't want you thinking I'm even more useless now that I have a baby in me either lol I love you and want you to feel valued as a dear friend instead of just a helper, you know? You are really, REALLY good at making snacks though. I wouldn't say no to a plate of your cookies 🥺 What else would you do about the naps? Just out of curiosity. Nothing, I'm just focusing on clitoral stimulation! I tried playing the pink harp for like three hours and it didn't do any good, and it just made my lady parts and fingers hurt!

Clay: I went on a date with some guy from an app but he didn't realize I don't talk even though my bio is very upfront about the nonverbal thing. Anyway, he ended up ditching me about an hour in which sucked but then I called Kimmy and SHE picked up the phone so I took her out for cocktails and mocktails, and I got drunk and she carried me home. It was a good time but it would've been even better with you! That's actually very interesting! She actually gets more blood in her body? I bet the vampires would love that! So are you leaning towards a home birth then? What's a birthing center? And good! Not that you need much, Miss Pixel Perfect Skin.

Kimmy: Hi hi hi!

Kimmy: Awww, you're such a sweetie, but you don't have to help me! Just letting me vent about all of this and being there for me through it all is more than help enough. I mean, I may be pregnant but I can still make myself some snacks, and I don't know HOW you could help me nap lol unless you rocked me to bed or something. I have! A lot of masturbation! But it just left me sore and *still* horny!

Clay: The point is that I COULD'VE gone on an adventure involving that or maybe even more, and that if you wanted to come along, you shuold've picked up the first call! That's pretty cool though. I know absolutely nothing about pregnancy or child rearing -- the only kind of kid making I know anything about involves much less semen and way more clay. People typically give birth in like hospitals though right? That sounds right. And.... well, I meant a make up for missing the hangout but I also do love makeup so let's say both!

Clay: You missed out on a serious adventure yesterday. Cops were called! We put a chicken in someones house! A real, living chicken!

Clay: Okay, well, no, we didn't. But we could've and you wouldn't know! What were you even up to? And you owe me a make-up hangout.

Kimmy: Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very, VERY badly.

Kimmy: No one told me that pregnancy came with sex cravings along with food cravings! It's killing me! I didn't expect any of this and it just gets worse every day.

Kimmy: Also hi, I love you!

Betty: Oh! Hello to you too!