i will wait

I don’t really have any personal feelings about normies one way or another, but as a golem, I’m built to protect and defend humanity if there’s any around that need protecting. 

Honestly, probably doing it while I'm in drag. I've always wanted to try out drag and the idea that someone would find me so hot that they would try to take me to pound town immediately once I was in character is peak fantasy... and also another reason not to try drag, because there's no way it'll go that great for me.

I go by he/him and I’m pretty sure everyone in the school knows this but I’m as gay as the day is long. Gayer maybe, in fact.

I’m a lover, not a fighter so... can I kiss him instead? That way we both win.

Will or @ambrosebathory, or @faelixspritely. 

I don’t really think mine needs any modifications...

I can communicate everything I need to communicate just fine on my own so I don’t think I’d really need to say anything. I know that’s a boring answer but it’s the truth!

Not being able to protect the ones I love. 

I think graphic colorful liners are really having their moment; they’re not that easy either, and I do have an admittedly steady hand, so I love doing that on myself or on other people. As a more generalized thing though, I love doing natural non-natural look -- you know, foundation, concealer, contour, eyebrows, all the works, but making it look like you have nothing on.

Betty: Oh no! Poor baby!!! Who is this guy so I can track him down and give him a piece of my mind! SHE carried you home? She can't carry you home, while she's pregnant, Clay! Heavy lifting is a NO GO during pregnancy because her joints are looser, the center of gravity is off and it makes her more susceptible to STRAINING which could induce early labor or a miscarriage! I know you don't know anything about it, but that is SO unsafe! I bet they would too, but I really don’t wanna think about what a vampy bite could do to Kimmy and the baby! I’m personally more partial to birthing centers because they are intended to be “homelike” but it is still a medical center in case something goes wrong, but obviously it’s up to Kimmy to decide exactly where she’ll do it. I know I don’t need it, but it’s still so fun to let you make me over!

Lily: I do not THINK it was a bad memory? Just a very very old one. I don’t really remember what mutually exclusive means but it really was not intended to be offensive. Interesting! I am not on straight tiktok, thank you very much but it is so nice for you that the tiktok hookup scene is popping. I suppose there really must be someone for everyone.

Betty: But you didn’t, so it’s irrelevant now! What did you ACTUALLY do though? It’s VERY cool! Like I learned that pregnant woman's blood volume INCREASES by 40-50%, just for a little bitty baby! Isn’t that so interesting? They do give birth in hospital ls but according to a lot of my research home births or birthing centers might be better for both the mother and baby? Okay both can be fun!

Lily: I do not really remember? I do not think it was more than once or twice, but it was so long ago with a much worse memory. I said no offense though? Really, other tiktokers have sex too? I am trying to think of a more polite way to say…everything is unsexy about tiktokers but I cannot think of one?

Betty: If you REALLY went on an adventure involving COPS AND CHICKENS, it would be your fault for not calling me again to come hang! I was updating my files on the latest in pregnancy and child rearing, it’s such a fascinating topic once you really get into it. There are SO many differing opinions. Is it a make up for missing the hangout or is it a hang out involving make up?