fortune's fool

I think the social network 2 should have a post credit scene of Jesse eisenberg and Andrew Garfield sitting hand in hand quietly on a beach somewhere and it should be up to the viewers interpretation whether this is mark and eduardo in a better world where mark made better choices or if it’s just Andrew Garfield and Jesse eisenberg.

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn