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i finished it, finally. i hate it now, but im done. enjoy!

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Some time after Damian turns 18 Jon randomly runs into him in a gay bar somewhere that's neither Gotham nor Metropolis, and at first he assumes Damian is there for him, either spying or getting him for a mission, but Damian denies it. Instead he tells Jon he's there because being the only virgin among his peers is starting to become annoying, so he just chose this spot for relative anonymity while looking for someone to spend a night with.
Jon can hardly believe it because he knows Damian is a romantic at heart. The thought of him having his first time with some stranger from a bar doesn't sit well with Jon at all. He tries to talk Damian down from the idea, but Damian has made up his mind that he will get rid of his virginity tonight. They end up arguing, drawing the attention of a few other patrons who, very eagerly, volunteer to help Damian out. Of course they are, Jon's best friend has grown up to be absolutely stunning. He deserves so much better than some random creeps and the fact that Damian is even considering letting them touch him is almost enough to make Jon see red.
So, Jon does the only logical thing, and offers to help Damian out himself instead.
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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
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Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if
Okay but Damian and Jon going to college together except Damian is still like 15 and Jon is around 19 and because of that they have very different college experiences, but they hang around each other a lot and have study sessions together. Jon's classmates assume that means Jon is helping Damian, but in reality it's the opposite.
Damian is the certified genius who got into college a few years early and could have gone earlier still if he had wanted to, and Jon, through no fault of his own, never went to let alone graduated high school and his knowledge of 31th century sciences is more hinderance than help. Damian proof-reads all of Jon's essays and leave far harsher criticism than the professors would, but once the essays get through Damian's quality-control they never fail to receive top marks.
They hang around on campus together between classes and chill in Jon's dorm room or Damian's apartment (off-campus because he is rich and frankly no dorm mates deserve to be subjected to a grumpy Damian in the mornings after an all-nighter). Eventually Jon practically moves in with Damian because it's quieter and also far easier to sneak out of for superhero shenanigans.
Jon's new friends do find it a little odd that his best friend is 15 years old, but he brushes them off by saying their families are close. Damian's classmates subtly or not so subtly encourage him to be careful around all the adults in general and Jon in particular, but he laughs and tells them he can take care of himself.
Still, there are parts of Jon's college life he can't participate in because of his age, and that does annoy him enough to occasionally join parties and stuff in disguise regardless. He accidentally gets drunk once, and ends up crying in his bathroom after Jon takes him home. They don't speak of it.
AU where Damian finds out he has a biological older brother, meaning the child Talia lied to Bruce about having miscarried and gave up to be raised by a normal family, while Damian himself was created shortly afterwards as a compromise between Ra's and Talia to prevent Ra's from going after the original child.
Realising he was created not as a heir, but a replacement sends him spiraling, but also makes a certain about of sense, because while he knows his mother loves him in her way, she has made clones of him before to replace him, one of which killed him.
Damian ends up being the one to tell his father about it, maybe looking for reassurance that Damian is still his son too, but Bruce has never been good at reading his needs and instead the shock of another surprise son sends him into pure detective mode, trying to find out everything he can about the kid.
Damian's older brother is, by all conceivable metrics, happy. He grew up in a loving normal home, has never had to fear for his life, and is using his considerable intellect on his personal interests. His parents are divorced but have a functional co-parenting relationship and partners that spoil him. He had a dog at his mother's house and a cat at his father's. He has plenty of friends and a girlfriend and gets into trouble for staying out too late on school nights.
Damian has never in his life been so jealous of anyone. But he asks his father to leave the kid where he is, and not drag him into their world. In a way, Damian agrees with his mother's original decision. A part of him just wishes she could have done the same for him, too.

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Maybe -- just MAYBE -- don't spit on other characters and ships and works when the artist you congratulate and reblog from also draws those?
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Still thinking about Regency AU batfam specifically in the context of jondami.
I think they would be technically of the same social class, meaning landed gentry, but with Damian's family being pretty much as rich and well regarded as possible without technically being nobility (although his mother is a foreign princess) while Jon's father pretty much became landed by earning a surprising amount on his writing and marrying into that social class.
Despite this, at the rich boy boarding school they both end up in Damian isn't well liked because he comes of as arrogant and standoffish (and let's face it people are racist about his mother and his accent etc) although some people still try to suck up to him, while Jon easily gets along with people and makes a lot of fair-weather friends, but they talk behind his back and he ends up having to laugh off a lot of injustice. They don't get along at first, but become friends after Jon catches Damian sneaking out at night to visit the stables and doesn't tell anyone.
After they grow up they have their own duties to take care of, but still spend as much time as possible, and are fiercely protective of each other. Damian will thoroughly investigate any new acquaintance in Jon's life, and although Jon looks innocent he has actively gotten in the way of several young ladies trying to make a good match with the Wayne heir.
Although there have been rumors of the two being closer than friends since their school days, no one can prove anything.
“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
"you are functionally a conservative" is such a good and clarifying insult
Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women's bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as "objectively terrible" and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn't like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn't like a light "unpopular opinion!" conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.
There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone's mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.
I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.
Now I can't find any adults who don't hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, "well except for book X..."
Functionally conservative. It's so important to have the language to express that.
Thank you for this addition!
I did a report on book banning once.
Actually, I did reports on book banning three separate times with three separate teachers, with three separate sets of parameters so I was able to write about the same topic in different ways, but this is specifically about the report I did in university. The actual specs for the report included that we were supposed to complete some kind of study or poll (this was not a science class). I put the questions out on a couple of forums I belonged to at the time and asked a few IRL friends as well. A lot of the questions were standard for this sort of thing, I think - were you ever assigned to read a banned book, did you ever read banned books on your own, did you read/were you assigned them BECAUSE they were banned or did you find out about them being banned later, what's your opinion on banning books, etc.
But there was one question I asked that ended up reshaping the entire thrust of my presentation: "Are there any books that you think SHOULD be banned, and if so, why?"
Here's the thing. Most of the forums I was posting on were fan spaces for a book series that, at the time, was one of the most banned/challenged books out there. It's a fandom that I have since entirely distanced myself from, that I one hundred percent do not recommend to anyone, that I will actively attempt to dissuade people from reading or talking about, and that I would like to not be popular anymore. I'm sure most of you reading this can guess which one I'm talking about (I won't name it or go into specifics because I don't want to trip any filters unnecessarily). But it was KNOWN that these books were banned in a lot of places. A lot of people wore the "I read banned books" badge with pride. I fully expected that the answer to that question would be a resounding "no" from the forums, and that I'd maybe get a few affirmative answers from one of the other spaces.
I was shocked. Not only did a lot of people come back with either "not exactly but I think we should keep [author] or [book] out of the hands of children" or "yes, [book]/anything by [author] should be banned because XYZPDQ", but not a single person who responded gave me the same answer. The only one I remember - keep in mind it's been almost twenty years - was that one person specifically said The Bone Collector, and for the "why do you think it should be banned" question, they only said, "No. I'm not explaining it. It's too horrible to even think about. Just believe me when I say nobody should ever be allowed to read this book."
I highlighted that last comment in my presentation, along with several other of my "favorite" official reasons for banning books - the Alabama school board that banned The Diary of Anne Frank in 1984 because it was "a real downer", the district that removed A Raisin in the Sun because it was "pornographic", the library that took Charlie and the Chocolate Factory out of circulation because it "might be hurtful to children without parents", and things of that nature - and pointed out that all of these were the same thing. This was somebody saying "I don't like this, therefore nobody should read it, and I shouldn't have to explain why." I also pointed out that if you can't give a good reason, the whole thing falls apart, and then I quoted "Smut" by Tom Lehrer:
All books can be indecent books, Though recent books are bolder, For filth, I'm glad to say, Is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. I can tell you things about Peter Pan And the Wizard of Oz - THERE'S a dirty old man...
Go back to that paragraph I mentioned earlier, about those books that I no longer recommend to anyone. Notice how I phrased that. I don't recommend them. I will tell you all the reasons why I don't think you should buy them. I will tell you all the problems with the author, with the franchise, with the writing. I wish they were out of print, I wish they were deeply unpopular, I wish nobody would ever read them again.
But I still won't advocate for banning them.
It's so easy to twist a justification. Look at what I quoted up there! A Raisin in the Sun was banned for being "pornographic". One of the websites I used as a source responded to that accusation with "Did they read the same play I did?" At the time, I thought the comment was funny. Now, twenty years later, I realize: It was a buzzword. It was a convenient label. At the time of the challenge, just saying "it's pornographic" was enough. Obviously you're not some kind of sicko who wants to hear about all the pornographic details, are you? Freak! That's pornography! And they're teaching it in schools! We should get rid of it!
A Raisin in the Sun, for anyone who didn't study it at any point or read it (or watch the movie, which was very good), is a play/movie about a black family in Chicago in the 1960s. The family matriarch has been in domestic service for years, but she's just received a very large insurance payment from her husband's death and is retiring. Wanting to give her family, especially her young grandson, a better life, she goes out and buys a house...in an otherwise exclusively white neighborhood. The head of the homeowner's association (essentially) comes to visit them and offers to pay them a substantial amount of money to not move into the neighborhood, because segregation isn't officially a thing and they can't legally stop them from moving in, but they don't want them there. There's a lot more that goes on in the play, and I highly recommend you go and read it, but the point is that there is nothing sexual or titillating in the entire thing. The closest we get is a scene where the daughter (Beneatha, a college student) is gifted a traditional African dress from her boyfriend, who's Nigerian, and he shows her how to put it on over the clothes she's already wearing, and maybe the scene where the daughter-in-law (Ruth, a laundress) accidentally reveals that, having found out she's pregnant, she's planning to have an abortion rather than bring another child into the world/have another mouth to feed.
It's not pornographic. But someone didn't want it taught in schools, so they called it that to get it banned.
It's so easy to twist labels. If you, a liberal, agree that books with X trait are okay to ban, the people who don't want books to exist will find a way to say they have X trait, and then what are you going to do, admit that you like that sort of thing? Sicko! Freak! Pervert!
You don't have to like the book, or the author, or the topic. But if you're advocating for banning them entirely, you're functionally a conservative.
I do not write to be the greatest writer out there. I write because...
I LIKE it
someone else might LIKE it
it is FUN to do
I get those THOUGHTS out of my head
it's fun to look BACK on
have I mentioned it's FUN?
it's CATHARTIC
it's nice to see what I CAN DO
And also because I just like it.
Regency AU batfam where the ton's most eligible bachelor and notorious rake Bruce Wayne keeps taking in lower class children as his wards and setting them up well for the future, starting rumors that they may all be his natural (bastard) children. The rumor mill is further greased when Mr. Wayne takes in the young heir to the Drake fortune after the child's parents pass away.
Still, that's nothing compared to how delightedly scandalised people are when when Mr. Wayne's actual biological heir shows with his mother, a presumably Ottoman princess Mr. Wayne secretly married during his travels in his youth. Apparently Mr Wayne was unaware of the boy's existence, but none who see them side by side can deny the resemblance. So now, as the boy grows up up, London will have a new contestant for "most eligible bachelor."

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.
For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:
"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off