herzoghead

i think the subconscious meaning of my semi-erotic dream about werner herzog is clear

for those with eyes to see

my wife and i have a mutual friend who's one of those old new yorkers (lived in soho in the late 70s/80s, she was very scene,etc) and its fun to talk to her because we can be like "oh we're going to watch this Herzog film at Angelika" and she'll just pull out a story like "I once ran into Werner Herzog while I was closing the bar high off his gourd and I said "Oh wow Werner Herzog is here!" and he gently grabbed my shoulder and said "No he iz not." and left"

spluttering at that herzog clip

someone in the notes of the food poisoning poll stonefacedly reports they dont bother themselves with whether or not restaurants give them food poisoning, because everything their grandmother cooks does the same thing. and i think we should send someone to thoughtfully interview them

maybe werner herzog

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

when I first saw this quote I was like 'that's either david lynch or hideo kojima' and then read the source and realised it's the third and last of their species

“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time