Can We Please Take This Hour And Talk About Me?

Three weeks later, Robby still hadn't gone back to The Pitt. Gloria had granted the extension without a fight, which was its own kind of alarming. Gloria never gave anything without a fight, which meant somebody had told her something, which meant Jack had told her something, and Robby couldn't even be mad about it because he was too tired to be mad about anything. That was the part nobody warned you about. The ideation wasn't dramatic. It didn't announce itself with violins. It was just a quiet administrative voice in the back of his head, patiently suggesting that everyone's lives ran smoother without him in them, and some mornings he lacked the energy to file a rebuttal.

So when Jack showed up on a Saturday in October, banging on his door at 8 am with two coffees and that particular set to his jaw, Robby knew resistance was pointless.

"Get dressed," Jack said, handing over a cup. "We're going for a drive."

"It's Saturday.”

"Astute. Boots, not sneakers."

"Where are we going?"

"Out." Jack was already scanning the apartment in that quick tactical sweep he probably didn't know he did, dishes in the sink, blinds drawn, the bike helmet by the door where it had sat untouched for a week. Whatever the sweep told him, his face gave nothing away. "You got somewhere better to be?"

Robby gestured at the couch, an ancient throw blanket, a paused documentary about Byzantine iconography he had been not-watching for three days. "I have a very full schedule."

"Uh-huh. Boots."

The drive out of the city was quiet in the way things were quiet with Jack, comfortable, no dead air needing to be filled. Jack drove the truck with one wrist draped over the wheel, and Robby watched Pittsburgh thin out into hills gone riotous with fall color. All that orange and rust and gold, trees burning themselves down for winter with what looked, from the passenger seat, like enviable conviction.

"You gonna tell me where we're going?"

"Nope."

"Am I being detained? Because legally I feel like I should get a phone call."

"You waived that right when you ate half my breakfast sandwich."

"That was kidnapping tax." Robby settled back against the seat. The truth was the motion helped, the hum of tires on asphalt, the world scrolling by demanding nothing from him. It was the standing still that got him. He suspected Jack knew that, the same way Jack seemed to know most things without being told, which should have been irritating and instead felt like the only net strung under him some days.

Forty minutes out, Jack turned off the state route onto gravel. A farm unspooled around them, white fencing, a red barn gone soft pink with age, a long low outbuilding with a row of chain-link runs along one side. A hand-painted sign at the gate read KEYSTONE CANINE PARTNERS. Under it, smaller: “Service Dogs for Veterans.”

Robby read it twice. Something cold and defensive stirred in his gut. "Jack. What the hell are we doing here?"

Jack put the truck in park and killed the engine like it was nothing, like they were stopping for gas. "Petting dogs is good for brain chemicals," he said. "Oxytocin. Cortisol reduction. It's science, brother. Look it up."

"I'm familiar with the literature."

"Then you know I'm right.”

"You drove me forty minutes into farm country for brain chemicals."

"Beautiful day for it."

Jack was out of the truck before Robby could push further, and the neat sidestep, the retreat into logistics told Robby everything. Jack Abbot did not do anything by accident. The man planned his coffee refills. Whatever this was, it had a briefing document somewhere, and Robby was the only one who hadn't been read in.

He got out anyway. The air was cold and smelled like cut hay and dog, and somewhere behind the barn a whole chorus of barking had started up at the sound of the truck.

The man who came around the outbuilding was built like a fridge, silver at the temples, walking with the faint hitch of someone whose knee had been rebuilt and had opinions about weather like this. His face split into a grin when he saw Jack.

"Well, goddamn. Major Jackass in the flesh."

"That's Major Jackass, sir, thank you," Jack said, and let himself be hauled into a back-slapping hug that Robby suspected registered on seismographs.

"Brad Kowalsky," the man said, extending a hand to Robby. His grip was careful, calibrated, a man used to greeting people who flinched. "You must be the doc."

"Michael Robinavitch. Robby." He shook the other man’s hand, shooting Jack a look over Brad's shoulder.

You must be the doc. So he'd been discussed. Wonderful. The cold thing in Robby’s gut coiled tighter.

"Brad ran combat medic teams in Kandahar," Jack said. "Now he runs this place. Mobility dogs, psych service dogs. Places them with vets, mostly."

"It's good work," Brad said easily. "The dogs do most of it. I just handle the paperwork and get outsmarted daily." He glanced between them, and something passed across his face, a flicker of the same tactical assessment Jack did, softer around the edges. "You want the tour, or you want to meet him first?"

Him.

Robby turned to Jack slowly. "Meet who?"

Jack's face was doing its best impression of innocence, which was poor, because his face wasn't built for it. "Brad's got a dog he wants you to see."

"Jack."

"Just meet him. That's all."

Before Robby could assemble a response with the appropriate amount of profanity, Brad whistled two sharp notes and unlatched the gate of the nearest run.

The dog that rushed out was the coloring of a Bernese mountain dog, black and rust and white, but the coat had golden retriever ideas, long and feathered and cheerfully unkempt, and the whole animal had been assembled at roughly eighty pounds with paws suggesting the project wasn't finished. He came out at Brad's heel like a professional, sat, held position…

…and then his head swung toward Robby, and the professionalism died on the spot.

"Goose," Brad said, warning in it.

Goose broke like a wave. He didn't run so much as surge, covering the ground between them in a floppy, determined gallop, and then he was on Robby, not jumping, exactly, but insisting, shoving his enormous head into Robby's hands, then his hip, then leaning his whole body weight against Robby's legs hard enough to stagger him. When Robby tried to step back, the dog followed, herding him, nudging at his knees with a blunt snout like a man leaning on a doorbell.

"What the – okay. Okay, hi. Hello." Robby put his hands up, which accomplished nothing. "What does he want?"

"He wants you on the ground," Brad said. He made no move to intervene. Neither had Jack, who had propped himself against the fence with his arms crossed and the expression of a man watching his horse come up the outside rail.

"On the?"

Goose leaned harder, buckling Robby's knee. It was sit down or fall down, and thirty years of ER work had taught Robby to take the controlled descent, so he went down into the cold grass, and the dog climbed directly into his lap like it was an assigned seat.

The weight landed across his thighs and chest all at once, and Goose gave one great sigh, pressed his head under Robby's chin, and went still.

And Robby's whole body…

He didn't have a word for it, which was rare. The weight settled over him like something poured, and something in his chest that had been ratcheting tighter since roughly 2020 gave a single click and let out a notch. His breath, which he had not known was shallow, dropped into his belly. His hands came up on instinct and buried themselves in the ridiculous coat, and the dog was warm, furnace-warm, a heartbeat thudding slow and steady against Robby's own sternum like a metronome set to a saner tempo than his.

It occurred to him, distantly, in the clinical part of his brain that never fully shut up: deep pressure stimulation. Parasympathetic activation. Measurable drops in heart rate and cortisol. He had read the studies. He had cited the studies, once, in a grant meeting.

The studies had failed to mention what it was like. That was the thought that kept circling as he sat in the grass of a farm forty minutes from the city with a dog's heartbeat against his chest: he could not remember the last time he had touched another living thing that wasn't bleeding. Wasn't coding, wasn't crashing, wasn't a body on a gurney that needed his hands to do something fast and correct. Even Jack…Jack he touched in passing, in doorways, in the desperate press of brother, I am so fucking glad to see you, and there was always an edge to it, always a checking-for-damage underneath. This was just weight. Just warmth. A creature who had assessed him from across a farmyard, diagnosed something, and prescribed himself.

His eyes were stinging. He blinked hard at the fence line and pretended it was the wind.

"So that's Goose," Brad said, ambling over, unhurried. "Golden-Bernese, best we can figure. Two years old. Smartest dog I've had come through here in a decade, and a complete professional failure."

Robby cleared his throat, got most of his voice back. "Failure how? He seems…" Goose readjusted, shoving more of himself into Robby's lap, a physical impossibility he achieved anyway. "...thorough."

Brad laughed. "He's a washout. Aced every skill we threw at him. Deep pressure, interrupt tasks, room checks, cover positions – dog's a savant. Problem is, he can't hold a handler. A service dog's supposed to lock onto one person, their person, and tune out the world. Goose can't do it. Too empathetic. We take him into a grocery store for public-access training, and he'll be walking perfectly at heel, and then he'll catch wind of some poor guy two aisles over having a quiet panic attack in front of the cereal, and that's it. He's gone. Off to triage a stranger. Dragged one of my trainers halfway across a Giant Eagle to lean on a woman crying by the frozen peas." Brad shook his head with the exasperated fondness of a man describing a brilliant, unemployable relative. "He can't be a service dog. He wants to triage."

The laugh came out of Robby before he could stop it, cracked, startled, more feeling in it than he'd intended to show. Goose lifted his head at the sound, examined Robby's face at close range with amber-brown eyes of frankly unsettling intelligence, and then licked his jaw once, decisively, like initialing a chart.

Jack pushed off the fence. He crouched down at Robby's side, forearms on his knees, and there was something careful in his face now, the amusement banked to make room for it.

"Brad called me a few weeks back," Jack said. "Told me about him. Washouts get adopted out, they're great dogs, they just can't work the program. But this guy's a special case. Wrong home, he'd be a wreck. He needs somebody worth all that pointing." He paused, and Robby watched him choose the next words like a man defusing something. "So I sponsored his adoption. Covered his training costs, vetting, all of it. Wanted to make sure he ends up with someone who needs him."

The cold thing in Robby's gut, which the dog had very nearly warmed away, rehardened. "Someone who needs him," he repeated.

"Yeah."

"And who might that be, Jack?"

Jack held his gaze, steady, unblinking. "You know who."

Brad, with the tact of a man who had spent over a decade around exactly this kind of conversation, straightened up. "I'm gonna go check on the kennels," he said to no one in particular. "Take your time. He's had his breakfast; he'll sit on you till spring if you let him." Then he was gone, boots crunching away across the gravel, leaving Robby on the ground under a dog with his… whatever Jack was, the man who held his medical proxy and his heart and apparently now his psychiatric care plan – who crouched beside him wearing an expression of infuriating calm.

"So this is an intervention," Robby said.

"It's a dog."

"It's an ambush with fur, is what it is." The defensiveness came up fast and hot, old and reliable, the same voice that had once asked Jack if he really wanted to have this fucking conversation. "You talked to your Army buddy about me. You've been what? Planning this for weeks? Getting Gloria to extend my leave, telling Brad about the doc, arranging a dog like I'm some –" His throat closed on the word. He forced it. "Like I'm some broken thing who can't be left alone with himself."

Jack didn't flinch. That was the thing about Jack; you could fire everything you had at him and he just stood in it like weather. "You done?"

"No." Except he was. The anger had nowhere to go. It never did with Jack, who refused to give it a target, and Goose had felt the tension climb through Robby's body and responded by pressing harder, a warm insistent weight leaning into his sternum, and it was very difficult to sustain righteous fury while being aggressively cuddled by nearly six stones of failed service dog. "This is manipulative as hell, you know that."

"Yep."

"You're not even going to deny it."

"I planned an op, brother. Recon, asset in place, extraction route." Jack tipped his head toward the truck. "You want honest? Here's honest. You've been back three weeks. You're not sleeping. You leave the blinds shut. The bike hasn't moved in eight days, and I know because I check, and the fact that I'm relieved the bike hasn't moved should tell you where my head's at." His voice stayed level, but something moved underneath it, tectonic. "I'm not gonna sit on my hands and watch you sink. That's not a thing I'm capable of. So yeah. I called in a favor and I stacked the deck. Court-martial me."

Robby looked away, out at the tree line, all that gorgeous dying color. His hand kept moving through the dog's coat like it belonged to someone else. "I have a therapist," he said. "I have you. I don't need…" He gestured vaguely at the animal occupying his entire lower body. "A live-in emotional support unit."

"Okay. Then think about it tactically." And there it was, Jack shifting registers, off the emotional terrain where Robby could dig in and onto the practical ground where Robby had no defenses, because the bastard knew exactly how his mind worked.

"Feinberg's an hour a week. I work nights, you're about to go back to days; we're gonna be ships passing half the time. That leaves a lot of hours where it's just you and the static. Dog's a reason to get up. He eats at 6 am whether you feel like existing or not. He needs walking, so you're outside, moving, getting sunlight, that's your circadian rhythm, your vitamin D, your baseline exercise, and you'd prescribe every bit of it to a patient and you know it." Jack ticked the points off with the flat efficiency of a man reading a checklist he'd rehearsed, which he absolutely had. "Plus he does deep pressure on demand, interrupts panic responses, and he's already demonstrated he can find you from across a farmyard. You want to talk evidence-based? He's a multi-modal intervention with a tail."

"You've been practicing that."

"In the mirror. Twice."

Robby huffed. Goose's ears twitched at the sound and the dog burrowed closer, nose cold against his throat, and Robby felt his own pulse where the dog leaned on it, slower than it had been in weeks. Traitor body. Traitor brain chemicals.

The silence stretched. Out past the barn, a dog barked twice and gave it up. The October light lay long and gold across the field, and Jack waited, because Jack could outwait anything, and finally Robby heard himself say, quietly, to the dog's scruff more than to the man:

"I'm trying, you know. I'm doing the appointments. I'm–" His voice did something unreliable, and he stopped, jaw working, then started again. "I'm trying to get my shit together. I just thought I'd be further along by now. Three months away, all that fucking maple syrup, and I come back and I'm still–" He shook his head. "Some days it still gets loud, Jack. And I keep thinking, I should have this handled. I'm fifty-five years old. I've done this job my whole life. I should be able to get my shit together, and I can't figure out why it's taking so goddamn long."

Jack was quiet for a moment. Then he moved, came off his crouch and sat down in the cold grass beside Robby like it was nothing, shoulder to shoulder, close enough that Robby could feel the heat of him down one side while the dog covered the rest. Goose, without lifting his head, thumped his tail once against the ground, taking attendance.

"Hey." Jack's voice had gone low and rough. "Look at me."

Robby looked. Jack's eyes were steady on his, gray and unarmored, nothing held back for once.

"Your shit doesn't need to be together," Jack said. "There's no deadline. There's no board exam. Nobody's grading this." His hand came up, settled warm on the back of Robby's neck, thumb pressing slow against the knotted muscle there. "Alive is enough. You hear me? You get up, you feed the dog, you come back to me at the end of the day still breathing, that's a win. That's the whole mission. Everything else is extra credit."

Robby's eyes were stinging again and this time the wind provided no alibi. He dropped his forehead until it met Jack's shoulder, and Jack's hand slid up into his hair and held on. Goose, reading the room with the skill that had gotten him fired, stretched up and draped himself across both their laps at once, a warm bridge, sighing hugely like his work here was very hard and very important.

"He's going to shed on everything I own," Robby said into Jack's jacket, wrecked and muffled.

"Yep."

"My lease says forty pounds max."

"Funny thing about that. Your landlord's a Marine. We had a conversation."

Robby laughed, wet and helpless, and lifted his head. "You really did plan an op."

"Told you." Jack's mouth curved, but his eyes stayed soft, searching Robby's face for the verdict. "So?"

Robby looked down at the dog. Goose looked back up at him, upside down now, jowls flopped open in an expression of complete idiot bliss, this brilliant failure of an animal who couldn't stop caring about strangers in grocery stores, who had taken one look across a farmyard at a man barely holding himself upright and decided that one, he needs me.

He knew the feeling. God help them both, he knew the feeling.

"Yeah," Robby said, and his voice cracked on it and he didn't care. "Okay. Yeah."

The tail started up like a rotor. Jack leaned in and pressed a kiss to his temple, brief and fierce, and against his skin he murmured, "Good man," and Robby couldn't have said which of them he meant.

Probably both. Jack was efficient like that.

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The clock on Robby's microwave said 2:42 when Jack padded out of the bedroom in search of water, moving quietly out of habit. Robby had actually been sleeping, was the thing. Deep, even breathing, one arm flung across Jack's side of the mattress, the kind of sleep Jack had spent three weeks watching him fail to find. He would have crawled over broken glass before disturbing it.

He rounded the corner into the kitchen and stopped dead.

The fridge was open. The interior light spilled a pale rectangle across the floor, and in the middle of that rectangle sat Goose. The crisper drawer was pulled out. The block of sharp cheddar Robby had bought two days ago sat on the tile between the dog's front paws, plastic wrap peeled back with surgical precision, one corner of the cheese already missing in action.

Goose froze. Jack froze. For a long moment the only sound was the refrigerator's condenser humming, displeased with the open door.

Then Goose, very slowly, very deliberately, lowered his head, and took another bite of cheese while maintaining direct eye contact.

"Oh, you brazen son of a bitch," Jack breathed, delighted beyond all reason.

He ran the sequence backward in his head like an incident report. The kitchen towel Robby left looped through the door handle. Dog grabs towel, backs up, door swings. Dog opens crisper, how Jack didn't even want to know, probably the same snout that could buckle a grown man's knees from standing, and extracts the target with plenty of time to consume it before breakfast. Two weeks in residence and the animal had cased the joint, identified the asset, and executed a mission. Brad had said Goose was the smartest dog to come through in a decade. Brad had undersold it.

Jack knew he should intervene. Confiscate the cheese, close the fridge, deliver the stern voice they'd been practicing. Instead he backed out of the kitchen and went to commit the greater crime of waking Robby up.

"Hey." He sat on the edge of the bed, hand on Robby's shoulder, shaking gently. "Hey. Robby. You gotta see this."

Robby surfaced in stages, squinting. "What – is it the – what's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong. Something's perfect. Come on. Quiet."

"Jack, it's–" Robby lifted his head to glare at the clock, hair a full catastrophe. "It's three in the morning."

"And you're gonna thank me. Move your ass."

Whatever was in Jack's face must have sold it, because Robby hauled himself up, grumbling, and followed him down the hall in his t-shirt and boxers. Jack held up a fist at the corner – hold – and Robby, God love him, actually stopped. Jack eased them both around the doorframe.

Goose had made progress. The cheese was now maybe sixty percent cheese. The dog looked up at his audience of two, tail sweeping a slow, unrepentant arc across the tile, and gave the block a possessive lick.

Robby stared. "Is that…did he…" He turned to look at the towel on the floor, the open door, and Jack watched him assemble the same forensic timeline, watching the exact moment it landed. "He used the towel?"

"Two weeks," Jack said, reverent. "Two weeks of surveillance and he executed a night op. That's discipline. That's a professional."

"That's my good cheddar." But Robby's voice was doing something, shaking apart at the seams, and then he was laughing, really laughing, bent forward with a hand braced on the counter, the deep helpless kind Jack hadn't heard out of him since before the sabbatical, since before a lot of things. At the sound of it, Goose abandoned the cheese entirely and came trotting over to lean his whole weight against Robby's bare legs, gazing up with cheddar breath and total moral confidence, and that set Robby off worse.

"He's not even sorry," Robby wheezed. "Look at him. Zero remorse. He's proud."

"He should be. That was clean work." Jack shut the fridge and tossed the towel onto the counter, grinning so hard his face ached. "We're gonna need a carabiner for that handle."

"He'll defeat a carabiner by Thursday."

"Then we escalate. This is an arms race now."

Robby wiped his eyes, chest still hiccuping with laughter, and slid down the cabinet to sit on the kitchen floor. Goose climbed into his lap like the invoice for services rendered, and Robby wrapped his arms around the dog and pressed his laughing face into the thief's neck. Jack stood in the light of the microwave clock and watched them, feeling something in his own chest release a knot it had been holding since Robby left for his sabbatical.

"Worth waking up for?" he asked.