Can We Please Take This Hour And Talk About Me?

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

You can lie when you name things

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭