picture the scene: they (AGSZC + Turks and Rufus) wake up find BUNNIES EVERYWHERE AND ALL OVER THE SHINRA BUILDING.
Angeal: Sees the chaos of everyone playing with bunnies and immediately climbs onto a high surface. Spends the next hour giving a stern lecture on responsible pet ownership and proper rabbit handling, using one confused bunny as a live demonstration model.
Sephiroth: Too awkward and scared to pick one up at first, terrified he'll hurt it. But one hops into his lap and refuses to leave. Now he's sitting stiffly with it curled up on him like it's royalty. "I don't know what it wants, but it's chosen me." Already has three tabs open comparing bunny toys, habitat pens and organic hay brands.
Genesis: Knew immediately this would descend into chaos. Grew up with rabbits in the Rhapsodos orchard and is now bunny-proofing his office. Seen dragging a box of loose cables while scolding a bunny he's befriended: "Friedrich, do NOT eat industrial-grade insulation. We've talked about this."
Zack: The second he saw a bunny he vanished and returned wearing a magician cape and holding a top hat. Is now going around performing "magic," dramatically pulling the same bunny out of the same hat over and over.
Cloud: Sitting stiffly on the couch with six bunnies hopping across his lap. Doesn't know how to get up. "Help. Please. Zack. Zack. Zack, I can't feel my legs. They won't stop judging me. ZACK."
Reno: Should be arrested. Has already collected five into a Shinra shipping crate. On the phone with someone shady: "Bro, these things go for 500 gil a pop in Wall Market. I'm about to retire."
Rude: Already built a containment pen and somehow corralled twenty into perfect rows. Feeding them hay in complete silence. One bunny is perched on his bald head. He allows it.
Rufus: Initially stood on a chair in disgust. "Vermin. I demand extermination." But the second he saw Darkstar barking at one, he immediately panicked. Now being dragged down the hallway by the leash, screaming, "DEE, DO NOT HARASS THEM. THEY ARE FRIENDS."
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