Hard Hats Beyond This Point

here, i’ll start 

Karen: [Loud exhasperated gasp] Where am I??

Vibe Leader, with pomp: You have been summoned to the House of ViiiiBES for your Vibe Check. State your name.

Karen: Karen???

Vibe 2: And is it true, Karen, that you’ve been buying all the toilet paper at Costco for the past 3 weeks?

Karen, bluntly: It i s.

Vibe 3: BLEGHHHGHHHHHGHH

Vibe 4, frantic: It has no regard for anyone but ITSELF!!

Vibe 5: It is selfish!

Vibe 2: And selfish is not a vibe.

Vibe Leader: NOT A VIBE!

Karen: I am a vibe, thank you very much. You guys are just jealous ‘cause you’re immigrants!

Vibe 3: BLEJHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH

Vibe 2: Apparently, it’s also racist!

Vibe 5: Racism is nev’r a vibe!

Vibe Leader: NEV’R A VIBE!

Karen: Look, I’m just trying to be prepared for the coronavirus.

Vibe 6: So are other people, darling.

Vibe 5: Plus, you bought all the hand sanitizer!

Vibe 4: What if someone gets coronavirus because of t h a t.

Karen, matter-of-factly: I’ll cure them with my essential oils.

Vibe 3: BBJGKDLSKERRRREHGHHHH

Vibe 6, hopelessly: It’s SO IGNORANT!

Karen: That’s it! I want to speak to your manager!

Vibe 2: There are no managers here, darling,

Vibe 5: Only VIBES.

Vibe 2: And you, Madame-

Vibe 7: -Are not brrringing them.

Karen: [perplexed and insulted] Agh!

Vibe Leader: Karen! You have brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have f a i l e d the vibe check!

Karen: NOO!

Vibe Leader, darkly: Put her with Kaitlen Bennet.

“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick?

But then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad. They’re okay.’

And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it.

And they just become something so beautiful.”

- Amelia Pond