it's just a mess in here

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

those mountains are older than Saturn's rings and they want to blow them up and hollow them out for cell phone batteries

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them