Yeet.

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s stupid, he’s obsessed with justice, he thinks he’s a superhero, he has a dumb fucking superhero name, his cape is shaped like the moon, he’s bald, he’s a bouncer, he’s 7’5, he’s fucking busted as hell, his sidekick is cooler than him, he’s probably old as balls, he wears a fedora, his name is dumb, his superhero name is dumber. He’s washed, chopped, and cooked, and he will NEVER serve, NOR will he eat. Brian Murphy you’ve done it again

brennan immedatly making it so clear that logging in "even when it's free" for parking is an INHERENT evil is so important to me actualy

this vibe between Darkness Man and Bat Child is so funny, she’s like “I’m sorry Darkness Man, for I have strayed from the path of justice in pursuit of my selfish ambition for zoology and education” and he’s just like “yessss girl! Get your degree!” Peace and love on planet vampire superheroes