Boy, I sure love that Star War

Booster Terrik, who had to spend 5 years in the drug mines (the mines where they mine drugs) as punishment for selling drugs (the ones from the drug mines)

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Buddy you literally went to your boss and demanded permission to start collecting them

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

that works cause dude kicks, misses, then the guy flies backwards. that’s 100% what he did lmao

it’s incredibly important that obi-wan be weird and not normal. he only looks normal next to anakin and even that is only because he keeps his incredibly weird thoughts inside. it’s imperative that you ask yourself “am I making obi-wan too normal?” and make him weird instead

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that