there's hoes in the depths

anyone wanna see the most sexual vintage medical illustration i've ever come across

After battle bloody version of Dame now on patreon (this is suitable for at-home printing in high quality, wallpapers and backgrounds!)

what do you MEAN i'm not getting felt up by slimy tentacles covered up in an aphrodisiac that makes my skin hot to touch and smells so sweet that i can't help it when my mind melts and i open up my mouth to get stuffed and spread my legs to get fucked stupid

u ask the spaceship if it watches you through the camera when you jack off in your dormitory and it says it doesn't work like that, I can't just choose to watch one specific feed and you say but do you and it says yeah

honestly touching its halo inappropriately is so last year. i mean its got classic appeal i get it but like. the new cool thing everyone's doing to their pet angel is wrapping its halo in a faraday cage. aluminum foil works if there are no gaps. then in the absence of the light and connection, you guide it through an accelerated corruption arc. where it leans on your own false light instead slowly growing accustomed to its truths. and then once it's at the edge of falling right when you start to see horns budding and wings tinging black, you take the cage off all at once really quickly. and you get to watch it snap back and forth between the two competing states of self like a spring door stop that someone yanked. it's really cute.