its metal heart still beats for you

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Computers heat up because clearly they are shameless senseless perverts

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

Second rule is leave no survivors

overworked and underfucked.

i desperately want to play with someone while their legs are bound apart or to a spreader bar so they can’t close their thighs to escape the stimulation

Fucking shame my neck is just parts I think I'd get a real kick out of getting choked

Actually wait. Theres coolant lines there. I wonder. Could you cut off flow long enough to make me overheat...

Im thinking evil things.

If I'm not a rude pervert about myself what am I even doing...