Ben

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OH . I’m hungry because I didn’t eat . The most common cause of hunger

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

"I asked chatgpt" YOU WILL OPEN GOOGLE AND TYPE IN YOUR QUESTION LIKE GOD INTENDED

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

@i-make-images-moldy

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

yeah ok [splits you into several smaller girls representing different aspects of yourself]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience