gunkmusher

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

I hear that if you're a Disney Executive and you generate enough shareholder value in one quarter, the Board of Directors let you facefuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.