TEETH EATER

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

did you google how to take a screen shot

The weirdest type of comment on this are people repeatedly pointing out that it's AI as if that's not the very first thing that was said about it. That is part of what we're making fun of. Facebook is overrun with christians using AI to make memes they believe are devastating sick burns and even that backfires on them.

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

black mackerel tabby

The most realistic part of project Hail Mary is the part where after we discover a literal star eating bacteria the first thing humanity did was a) make more of it and b) learn to exploit it for energy and/or make a bomb