Heretical Teapot

The survivors of the Great Oxidation Event have a prophecy that one day, the rightful air will return.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

FUCK I FORGOT!!! GREATER OF TWO WEEVILS JOKE!!!! NUMBER ONE. GREATER OF TWO WEEVIL JOKE!!!!

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

"You are transphobic" as an argument by itself is a lot weaker than "You are demonstrably, unambiguously wrong about this issue. You have reached an incorrect conclusion despite having all the information needed to be correct, because you'd rather be transphobic than right."

I think the main obstacle to this approach is that nobody on the right even pretends to give a shit about facts, logic, the truth or material reality anymore. They all seem to have collectively agreed they lost on that front years ago. You can prove them wrong on the issue all you want, their response is to stick their fingers in their ears and go "lalalalala I can't here you men can't be women men can't be women men can't be women lalalalalala." And the thought leaders who push this stuff to them for personal gain are all fully aware that they're just lying, it's 100% grifters all the way down.

The right is a deeply unpopular minority that would be irrelevant if it wasn't constantly getting concessions from liberals who've been propagandized into believing that doing so is "pragmatic" and "realistic."

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

You won't learn this by participating in online queer discourse, but coining new terminology actually isn't the goal of serious theoretical analysis. It's more like something you should treat as a last resort for when you've put in the work to confirm there are no better options to convey the ideas you've arrived at.

told my maid she was a useless peon and that her antics continue to annoy me ceaselessly and she said thats nice dear. that's wonderful. why don't you brush your teeth before bed tonight hm? perhaps you can even have a cookie before if you can be brave and fold your laundry. and the cruel vile temptress. she used her evil mind techniques on me. i folded my clothes before bed tonight. she's truly evil. i hope one day my treacherous and cruel maid will be punished for her wicked ways and also she can give me a cookie please

peter thiel and clavicular

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Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is