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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

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muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

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mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

bumblebeebats

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

marzipanandminutiae

also from a musical perspective Hamilton got huge for a reason. the songs do, in fact, Rule

art doesn't stop being well-made because we think through its implications more deeply

spacehunter-m

official-venom-snake

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

mrchristmass1

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

iamoutofideas

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transfemininomenon

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

transfemininomenon

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

ntrider

going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor

ntrider

I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald

dj-hyperbaedel

How I be showing up to places just to hear that I look "masculine"

cosmonautroger

jellyfish babies

cathartidae

[source]

somechubbynerd

What a completely inconsequential color palette

Goals: Be so feminine that you forget ever being a man.

tpwrtrmnky

I'm a big fan of simply describing and condemning transmisogynist behaviors without the needless qualifier "TMEs do this" simply because like

-"TME" describes over 99% of the global population, so it feels like a useless way to assign particular responsibility to anyone -Some of the most rancid interpersonally transmisogynist behavior I've seen has come from trans women trying to throw their sisters under the bus for personal gain, actually

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REST IN PEACE QUEEN

necarion

The survivors of the Great Oxidation Event have a prophecy that one day, the rightful air will return.

ayeforscotland

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

ayeforscotland

Shitposting at its finest.

feefal

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

feefal

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

one smooth shark, coming up

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analytically

Astrology is very popular — both Gallup and YouGov report that about 25% of Americans believe that the position of the stars and planets can

Astrology doesn't seem to work.

intimate-mirror

performativezippers

Some highlights:

Astrologers helped design the study

No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance

They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!

After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it

Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance

This is hilarious

o-craven-canto

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

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