Love is a much more vicious motivator.

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

i’m going to invent the anti-alexa. she’ll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. 

men will call themselves gamers when they're not even willing to kiss other men on the lips. what gives

Bless

*melts on the floor*

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i LOVE Wednesdays because it’s update day hehe

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.

well heres the link…  theyre only 18$ so go crazy

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CARD??????????????

I would cry if someone got me one of these and it said something cute or romantic

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

What is man but a miserable little pile of screenshots