It's Just An Allusion

So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like “I have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.” and Arthur was like “Okay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? You’re in love with Lancelot?”

Co-signed. That’s some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyone’s benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.

he’s the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history

And then realised that would be such a good title for a paper. “Diagramming the Arthurian Polycule: Mapping the Dynamics of the Round Kitchen Table”

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goddammit, Sarah 🙄😬

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My rogue’s gallery of villains back for their encore, worse than ever, in an epic fantasy adventure that is both camp and tragedy. I hope. When is a fictional character real? Oh, when you love them. Thank you for loving them and making my dreams real.

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

does anyone understand my vision here

Do they know?

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