Neat!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

American leftists are all like: “Colonialism is bad unless it’s colonial religion which is good but only if it happened a few centuries ago because that means the colonial religion is now anticolonial because colonized people believe in it and if you criticize the colonial religion that must mean you hate the colonized since they’re the ones that believe in the colonizers religion”

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

I'm gonna do it for her (my younger self)

computa make this summer a very lesbian one thank you

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.