Crying out loud for once!

everyone should always be memorising poems. being able to recite a poem is a fun way to make everyone around you roll their eyes.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

…An epic. 🤣

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts