Vojvodino Moja

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

after numerous unsuccessful intimations towards the hyundai car dealer i lean in and whisper "does it- does it have the ntr lever?"

the people of zaječar have spoken

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Ich frag mich, ob mein idk 13-jähriges Ich damals crush auf Ritter Ristridin geschoben hat... Ich will ja nicht so sein, Der Brief für den König ist immerhin ein Kinderbuch, aber Ristridin schon cute irgendwie

Wenn ich Tiuri wär ich wär so "wowww ich bewundere Ritter Ristridin so sehr... er ist so tugendhaft und stark und ritterlich... und er kannte Ritter Edwinem... er hat noch sein silbernes Horn..." haha peinlo aber naja