Vojvodino Moja

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

I Want to start living again soon 😊 if that’s okay

never getting promoted again, this shit sucks

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative

Vinyl records are circular because it's an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc's radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative