Haha...wait..what?

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

When does the album drop?

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS YOU DONT REALIZE WHAT YOURE MISSING

when a song ascends through its meme status

this is now officially my funeral song 

This… Is honestly amazing… Imagine putting this with a final boss where it feels like fighting is hopeless, but you continue to fight, not wanting to go down with out a fight. You’ve come too far to give up now… Perfect.

@pinkiefinger500 @saltyiwaizumi @ninetales-firecat

dont know what i was expecting just not that

Oh fuck off, this has no right to be this good.

actually spooky

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

the fuck is a fast reblog

I’ve been in Tumblr long enough to go from the girl to the old man

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

Today’s Friday, though.

happy penis friday yall

guess what day it is

Happy penis Friday yall!!!!!!!!

PENIS FRIDAY!

i was forced to watch this movie at the dentist while they pulled out four of my teeth. most painful experience of my life. it turns out the roots of my teeth were stuck to my jawbone and that’s why the anesthetic didn’t really work. i fucking hate this movie