Writer’s Block

As a former librarian I'm actually required to remind you that many libraries that subscribe to Libby are opted into a program that lets you subscribe and access magazines for free with no wait

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

No matter how big of an Armand apologist you are you can never beat the number one biggest Armand apologist himself Lestat de Lioncourt because everytime he sees Armand he just starts waxing poetry about how lovely and wonderful Armand is, completely forgetting all the insane shit Armand did to him.

It’s one thing to criticize a candidate for their personal life. It’s another thing to pretend like you somehow have the moral high ground here.

Husband when child was newborn: you are my beautiful soft amazing little creature and I will be so gentle and lightly clean you softly and sing you sweet songs

Husband when child was newborn: "bath time and bed time is my special one on one time with my sweet baby angel where I tell her how special and soft and sweet she is and spend much needed time relaxing and getting her to relax and snuggling"

Husband when child was newborn: here is your hypoallergenic formula heated to the exact temperature that you need to have the thickening agent activate in a ulta double sterilized bottle my miracle NICU baby, it takes 25 -35 minutes to make but it is what we must do to keep you safe and healthy.

Via @somanyofthekids

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

I doubt I’m the first one to think of this, but I’ve also not seen anyone else mention it.

You kill a racist bully that's been long term harassing you and threatening to kill you at school, you get a prison sentence that could span life (Karmelo Anthony).