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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Today's Document
izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@beijingnoodle
I’m going to have a fucking breakdown
HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!
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Simon's stretch marks
Grace will never stop talking
Seeing the world you once wished for in another person's eyes.
genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post
there was another update
couldn't find a thread with both the followups together
Not on purpose!
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Chris Redfield was not doing well in December of 1998.
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster
My ideal immediately-post-reunion dynamic for Grace and Adrian is this:
Grace: It is vitally important that I get along with Adrian. This is my best friend's mate, the person he fought so hard to come home to, and the most important person in his life. Yeah it's a little awkward because they've been together way longer than I've been alive and I'm just some alien he picked up on the way and will probably forget about once he has his real family back, but I've still gotta make this work. For Rocky.
Adrian: It is vitally important that I get along with Grace. This is the person who saved our entire species and brought my mate home to me. I owe him everything for that, and he clearly means the world to Rocky. Yeah it's a little awkward because I haven't seen my mate for years and now it's like I barely know him anymore and he's closer to this weird new alien than he is to me, but I've still gotta make this work. For Rocky.
This leads to Grace and Adrien having many conversations in front of Rocky which are very polite and nice and accommodating- and excruciatingly awkward.
Rocky puts up with this for a few weeks before conspiring to lock the two of them in a room alone together, where they eventually manage to have an honest conversation, bond over their mutual love of science (and of Rocky) and become fast friends.
are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it
like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots
can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community
The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?
Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?
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It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
Josephine Cochrane (first commercially scalable dishwasher)
several people were involved in developing washing machines, and none can be as easily pointed to as Cochrane with the dishwasher, so here is a Wiki entry to read about that in its entirety
There should be statues of her in every major city. Bless you, Ms. Cochrane.
the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.
it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.
you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.
love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.
demon
run.
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Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.
the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material
yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line
@theshitpostcalligrapher
oh good i needed a warmup piece
#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed
buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn't exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle
certified door post
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.
