Befumms

sorry for all the posts about the phard launch this is like 9/11 for autistic people

They killed the fucking elephant

some random new yorkers on January 4th, 1903

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It was really chic to be so commited to your privacy that you tell your audience "yes we bought a house together yes we can neither confirm nor deny our relationship" and it was pretty chic of us to go "ok sure boss whatever you say"

The Dan and Phil video came out during a fucking fire drill while I was in a makeup class at my gay art school so we were all outside with our eyebrows blocked out going “oh my fucking god” together and that’s as it should be I think

also dan and phil continue to be the funniest people in the world because what do you mean you’ve been together 16 years and you just never defined your relationship???

phan being real sealed the honmoon