Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later
oh this is absolutely beautiful op
hello vonnie
Sade Olutola
almost home

Love Begins

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oozey mess

shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
will byers stan first human second

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#extradirty

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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

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Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later
oh this is absolutely beautiful op

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Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“
And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”
'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

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take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS
Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve
guess what I'm fucking makingggg
first time making crab rangoons, sorry
... :D ?
it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

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aren't you feeling like you're being watched
Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark
I scurryfunge when something breaks in the apt. and the big mouth super is coming to fix it.
Thank you @eloso I love this!!
Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote
1 week post 9/11
This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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'Cinderella ' by Kinuko Y. Craft