GET UP COWARD

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

for example nothing

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

1st base is fingering 2nd base is sinking to the bottom of a lake together, transcending human form and mortality

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

who give a fuck. fall out boy forever

when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.

rpf tip #7: there is rpf that is Real and there is rpf that is Not Real. and the difference doesn’t matter because both kinds will make you equally as crazy for different reasons

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable