Beetleboy's Writing Corner!

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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belt audibly stretching when bending over

belt being difficult to unbuckle while being too full

belt right underneath a belly so that it makes it look rounder

belt that's slightly too tight and imprints red marks around a belly

belt notches being used to track weight gain, or a belly's expansion during a stuffing

belt snapping open not being able to take the pressure anymore

I don't think I ever posted this guy I made..

Token pride time 🍈😜