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an asterisk * means NSFW

Idia Shroud

• Nightmares (Idia x Vil)

• Sleepy Kitty (Idia x Vil)

• Dress Up (Idia x Vil)

• Bad Habits (And Their Fixes) *(Idia x Vil)

• Short God!Idia AU drabble (Idia x Vil)

• Monster!Idia x Reader Headcanons (Idia x Reader)

• Idia Shroud and animals

• Invisible Man (Ghost!Idia x Reader)*

• Idia NSFW and SFW headcanons (Idia x Reader)*

• Idia is a cryer (Idia x Reader) *

• “Idia, what are(n’t) you wearing?” (Idia x Vil)*

•Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Idia x Rook, Idia x Vil)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Idiax Rook, Idia x Vil)*

Vil Schoenheit

• Sleepy Kitty (Vil x Idia)

• Nightmares (Vil x Idia)

• Dress Up (Vil x Idia)

• Bad Habits (And Their Fixes) *(Vil x Idia)

• Short God!Idia AU drabble (Vil x Idia)

• The Heat Of The Moment (Vil x Reader)*

• “Idia, what are(n’t) you wearing?” (Vil x Idia)*

• Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Vil x Idia, Vil x Rook)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Vil x Idia, Vil x Rook)*

Rook Hunt

• Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Rook x Idia, Rook x Vil)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Rook x Idia, Rook x Vil)*

Trey Clover

• The Heat Of The Moment (Trey x Reader)*

• Trey NSFW headcanons (Trey x Reader)*

Leona Kingscholar

• The Heat Of The Moment (Leona x Reader)*

Malleus Draconia

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

Contemporary

History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

They Both Die at the End by “ “

More Happy Than Not by “ “

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour

That’s Not What Happened by Kody Keplinger

Anger Is A Gift by Mark Oshiro

Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore

Radio Silence by Alice Oseman

I Was Born For This by “ “

Tash Hearts Tolstoy by Kathryn Ormsbee

Let’s Talk About Love by Claire Kann

Everything Leads to You by Nina LaCour

The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Leah on the Offbeat by “ “

What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera

Heartstopper by Alice Oseman

Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

Historical

All Out edited by Saundra Mitchell

The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee

The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy by “ “

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland

Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid

The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M. Danforth

Sci-fi/fantasy

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green

More Than This by Patrick Ness

Ash by Malinda Lo

Spellbook of the Lost and Found by Moira Fowley-Doyle

Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore

Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

Sawkill Girls by Claire Legrand

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Amberlough by Lara Elena Donnelly

The Disasters by MK England

Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente

On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden

some other books that I completely forgot to include on this list because I’m dumb:

Dreadnought by April Daniels (trans superhero!)

Check Please! by Ngozi Ukazu (gay hockey graphic novel/webcomic!)

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller (retelling of The Iliad!)

The Gilded Wolves by Roshani Chokshi (more be gay, do crimes, but in Gilded Age Paris!)

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing.