nice

for a safer and cheaper alternative to getting a piercing at claire's, you can always try getting caught and tagged by a team of researchers before being released back into the wild

Just gonna also throw out there that the institute named for person who literally coined the term genocide is calling the policy and practice of the anti-trans movement genocidal so y'all apologists can stop splitting hairs and say what you really think already.

men are always growing a chrysalis

women are always emerging from a chrysalis

what the hell is going on in there

my printer is making noises that im terrified of... i think its gonna start growing legs and will attack me while i sleep

customer service training video: the customer, ultimately, fears castration.

So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant]

[comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now

no doctors in new york cuz they're all scared of that big cunting apple!!!!

Bartender… sleepytime tea…. and make it a double.

the plot chickens

The last time I went to Jamaica, a Nigerian cab driver told me and my mom that his sister gave birth to a fully clothed baby. Shoes and all.

vibe check! *peels a clementine and hands it to you slice by slice*

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*