kachow

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits

it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.

I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

he was right

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

why are you all so mean. it will not heal you

i bet the head is insane

forgot to add a picture sorry