me and the bug that landed on my shoulder one day and now lives in a jar on my shelf

coward

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

no one talks about how lonely & sad in - sys relationships can feel

All my problems would be GONE if I just could’ve been a masc lesbian in the 80s or 90s .

Jigsaw needs to be resurrected so that he can trap family vloggers, crazy trump supporters, people who make content about their disabled kids, people who complain about concert prices without acknowledging that they’re insanely privileged to even be able to go to said concerts, people who constantly joke about serious world issues, people who shame people for innocently liking a certain thing or dressing a certain way and lastly, people who genuinely like peanut butter

She gives me cuteness aggression. I want to bash her head open and lick her blood and brains up.