Smiley Day (but aggressive)

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

this straw? oh, she’s my last

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...