YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

Stay safe out there guys

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

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