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No angel dont blame yourself

I like blocking people for being unfunny

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

i am so sickkkkkkkk of people seeing misogyny perpetuated by a man and automatically going "well SOMEONE'S closeted" omfg you know that men hate women even when theyre attracted to them right??? why are you more interested in making fun of gay people than hating misogynists. you fucking freak

i actually think it's scary that we seem to be forgetting what regular human beings look like and that in some cases it's being deliberately accelerated by incels and their esoteric mythology of appearance now that they have the cultural microphone. it's scary that i can watch a movie from like 1991 and be like "oh if this woman was cast as a leading lady today it'd be a culture war outrage session about ugly women being shoved in our faces"

“i wish i could go out braless but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to shave but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to wear makeup but-“ STAND UPPPP FUCKING STAND UP JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. NOBODY IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU OR ARREST YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE “UGLY” UOU WILL LIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOUVE BEEN IN A prison largely of your own making THIS WHOLE TIME

every man who says women have it easier because they can make porn when financially unstable legitimately have to kill themselves I am 100% serious

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

funny to me that people like to complain that bi women are male-centred when being bi actually helped me get free from the male gaze and take on an edgier + wilder goth bitch hyperfemininity like tits raised to the gods and pit hair growing inches no fucking issues going to the grocery store in daisy dukes and hairy legs because the crazy array of women that i’m attracted to made me see beauty in every feature the world’s gotta offer, not to mention the nb people that really took apart the more binary ideas of gender and gendered beauty i grew up on. thru my attraction to everybody from all walks of life and all forms of identity, i learned to see beauty and joy in the things i used to hate about myself and felt were wrong but instead were just natural parts of being a human.

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

Ants just made a new kind of e-cigarette called the Suck Stinger that lets all insects and spiders and crickets and whathaveyou vape nicotine + menthol