Everything's Awful Forever

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

They have one brain cell and it’s James turn to use it

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

OP wtf does this mean?

what's not clicking

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

fuck

What the actual fuck is homestuck

Thousands of pages of this.

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

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the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

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If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

knuckle tats that say doggy dogy kitty pupy