Del(ta) ∆

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

Why does everyone write Merlin like he’s some soft boy if this dude had a gun he’d use it everyday