candice: old soul, that's what you are baby. yeah yeah i guess i'll just have to hear about the age thing until the end of time 🙄 i'm okay with that. when i'm 90 it'll be "how did SHE get him???" and i'll just be like 😇😇😇

candice: yeah think you better check...you can be the better judge than me.

candice: pft, yeah yeah. u can too. just not when i haven't had a drink for like 11 months.

dacre: old soul? please. i may act like a grandpa especially lately but i'm young and hip, you know this. ha, when you're 90 you're probably still going to age much better than i am, that's for sure baby

candice: just wait until you're 30... you'll feel like a grandpa 🙃🙃 i'm never drinking again. yessss but nothing hits better than cheeseburgers at 5 AM

candice: WHAT

candice: since i don't remember it, i suppose i forgive you

candice: i just seem to think you're way more steady than i am

dacre: hahahah only a few more years to go, still younger and hipper than you all though i act like i'm 89. ha, you say that but i know your ass will drink again, you're dating me, so it's gonna happen.

dacre: i have a big ass bruise on my hip because i dropped your ass, i'll check yours out to see if you have a bruise....

It had been one of those weeks, where the time doesn’t seem to fly by and now I’m here and with my dog. I think that made everything better. dog kisses make everything better, or maybe that’s just a me thing. hey, I’m Adeline.  has anyone having a better week then me? I surely hope so. 

Ahhh nothing but the love and adoration of a pup, especially when they do zoomies, they're so happy. Are you good? do you need a drink? I haven't had a shitty week in a while but I know what those feel like, they suck huh? Nice to meet you Adeline, I'm Dacre.

candice: i forgot how much worse hangovers are after pregnancies

candice: i'm still not sure i'm alive

candice: did you carry me?

candice: how did we even get back?

dacre: oh damn for real? i thought they were worse once you turn 25, cause after that i feel like fucking death everytime. you've seen me crawl my ass to mcdonalds after a night out.

dacre: hey babe

I thought you were going to say you needed like candles or house decor, not a dog but I get it, I get it - a mans best friend, truely need you to try and convince my girlfriend to let me get a dog too but she might say no because we have a newborn, at least dogs don’t need diaper changes at 2 in the morning. Nice to meet you Jason, I’m Dacre and welcome to town, it’s kinda fun.

candice: you're making it sound like i can't take care of myself. i was a single mother for three years 😩 no but i get you. i much prefer having you IN my life 😘😘😘

candice: it is.. trust me, it gets better. maybe not 13 hours. but eventually they do sleep like 6-8 hours without waking up. at least you only wake up and go back to sleep. wait until she starts taking formula and even you can feed her 🙂🙂🙂🙂

candice: i'm thinking hell yes.

candice: i still wanna know what this gift of yours to me is though

dacre: oh please i know you can totally take care of yourself but i know you couldn't last without me now you've had a piece. as you should, the feelings mutual.

dacre: 6 hours a day? ma'am i would like a raincheck. kidding, kidding fuck i need 9 hours or else i go crazy you know that. yeah thats the perks of not having titties.

dacre: good, it's a date. we havent had date night in a few months

candice: let's not over exaggerate now my love. not survive is taking it a bit too far.....

candice: okay maybe not.

candice: that we are. i'll just be happy to have you home. sleep or no sleep. even if we both know it'll be the latter.

candice: i think maybe we should.. this hair hasn't been down for far too long

dacre: you know me, i live for the dramatics but it's not dramatic as hell, or an exaggeration. please.

dacre: i just hope it's a newborn thing and she eventually sleeps like, 13 hours a day, the dream.

candice: don't test the waters....

candice: don't worry. you deserve some peace and quiet after all.

candice: we miss you too baby. but we're right here when you come home.

candice: what ??? a babysitter ????

dacre: you wouldn't be able to survive without me so i don't think the waters need testing love

dacre: so do you eventually, don't stress.

dacre: two more days, i promise then i will be there for you when i have to be up at 4am, i told you we're in this together haha.

candice: yeah yeah yeah HAVE FUN NOT GETTING YOUR SLEEP INTERRUPTED.

candice: no but seriously, have fun.

candice: of course of course... just as i would expect. you're right, i'm always winning anyway so i'm not complaining.

dacre: ah yes peace an quiet a thing i have actually missed. i'm kidding! don't break up with me already, i promise i mean well.

dacre: thanks babe, i'll try my best but i miss you guys.

So , what did I miss at the party ? I was 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹 to go , but I suddenly had some stuff I had to do and everything just got real busy real fast . I hope everyone had a great time at the Guy Fawkes party and everything . Please , 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 me all the tea . Hahaha! I feel like this situation could be in an episode of Desperate Housewives . / @mountmeadow​

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Unpacking is the fucking worst but packing it a lot worse so the lesser of two evils, am I right? Ah Christmas, it’s already around the corner? shit, I need to start getting stuff together because this last six months have been nothing but crazy busy for me. I’m more of the I can’t be bothered putting stuff up yet but, I don’t judge people who wanna start decorating, each to their own, do your thing.

dacre: so i know i'm out of town for a few days but i promise i'm back with a lot of stuff to shower you with.

It's like...social media, wow you've never heard of it?